The Losers, Guilty Pleasure
I’m always suspicious of comic book conversions to movies, but The Losers was surprisingly entertaining. Of course it’s not great, otherwise I wouldn’t feel guilty, but I find myself stopping to watch it whenever it’s on HBO. I even dialed it up through on-demand (free) over Christmas when there was nothing else on.
There’s a number of good elements, to wit:
First and foremost, Jason Patric as Max, a pretty good villain. Appropriately bombastic for a B movie bad guy, and clearly on the wrong side in a big way. However, he’s quite funny hamming it up. “Clay and his unit? That sounds like a porno, Wade.”
Wade, as Max’s put upon sidekick, provides a pretty good straight man.
Overall, The Losers has a wry sense of humor and doesn’t take itself too seriously. It’s a B-movie with an A- budget, and revels in its niche. Witness The Petunia’s soccer match at the end of the game.
Don’t know why, but I actually bought the camaraderie amongst Clay’s team. Pooch, Jensen, and Cougar seem like real buds.
Idris Elba, acting the hell out of Roque.
Zoë Saldana is easy on the eyes, although a bit thin for my tastes.
The flick moves along at a good clip, with copious bursts of action. A nice, tight 97 minutes makes for a quick fast ride.
My only real demerit is that The Losers is a tad mean spirited. Blowing up kids is pretty low. The shooting of the umbrella assistant was completely gratuitous. And there’s no excuse for accidentally throwing scientists off of tall buildings.